disconcision

I would put in a few things that I think will be fun to watch:

1. A giant black widow (or any other venomous spider), with two of them that are holed up in my closet, one of which is a male, and the other a female, both of them are docile, and they are both transferable (one of them arrives in a few weeks, the other follows a few months later)
2. A lobster, which is a food that I eat a lot, and which I find very tasty
3. A raccoon (which is my other favorite food), which I have never seen before but which I imagine would make the fish feel at home (it lives in my laundry room, near my bed)
4. A giant black widow whose web I could wrap myself in
5. A giant earthworm (I live near a highway, so this could happen any time)
6. A giant goldfish, which is my least favorite food but which I imagine would be a big help in the fish tank (it lives in my bathroom, which feels very comfortable)
7. A red-clawed gibbon (my only pet), which lives in my house but which I find much more unappealing than the other two (it feeds on my paper, which I think is kind of gross)
8. An African rock python (also my pet, and which looks so adorable curled up like that curled-up rock python)

I would probably give them a variety of plants, depending on where they live.

• Also I would appreciate it if they had access to soap and a shower, but I would be glad to provide a variety of other amenities (like a television and a microwave) if I had to.

I know from personal experience that African clawed frogs are extremely powerful predators and would not be happy with a fish tank full of them (they live in South America, and would be very wary, I imagine). Also I am not sure if this is the kind of thing you are asking for, or if it is a good idea. I’m just throwing it out there.